Seen at Outback Restuarant tonight................

WTF is an EnDangerble??

Samoans do the humpty hump..................

Chopped Livah

"What am I chopped livah"? You hear it all the time, everywhere.

Why does chopped liver get such a bad rap? I don't happen to like liver but some of my friends absolutely love it. Is it low quality or something? Someone needs to commission a study about this...........

Wow....

Even Toyota's gonna post an operating loss now? Man, things are tough right now!

Coq Au Vin @ The Melting Pot

It's Molllnnnnnn!

Only in America, I swear............

http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/with-economy-in-shambles-congress-gets-a-raise-2008-12-17.html

Granholm for Labor Secretary!??!!

The only thing she knows about labor is that there isn't a whole heck of a lot of it in her state of Michigan thanks to the unfriendly business environment and high taxes there.

9.6% unemployed? Wow. That sucks. Let me guess...her solution is to tax and spend their way out of it, right?

Yeah, Awesome.

Czaban vs. Zorn

I really love listening to Steve Czaban on AM 980 on my drives home from work. He's a straight shooter who isn't afraid to be politcally incorrect in telling it like it is. I think he was absolutely right to ask Jim Zorn some tough, penetrating questions about the anemic offense that we have seen for the past several weeks. Zorn got snippy and accused Czabe of being negative just for the sake of being negative. That's BS. Czabe's just like the rest of us; he's sick and tired of Snyder/Cerrato fucking shit up this decade and wants to see a winner in DC. Truth be told, Czabe was more optimistic going into Cincy than Andy Pollin was.

Zorn needs to learn to pick his battles much better.

It's as if Zorn didn't know what he was getting into here in DC. We live and die with the Skins and when you're 6-2 and then fall to a dismal 7-7 and do it losing to a freaking awful Cincinnati team, people are going to wonder WTF is going on.

Zorn tried to deflect Czabe's question by pointing out that four guys on the offense are Pro-Bowl bound. Yawnnnnn. All-Pro is what matters in the NFL, Pro-Bowl is a popularity contest. Yes, Portis is having a nice year, Cooley has the fumbles lately, Chris Samuels was average at best before getting hurt and Sellers is seldomly used.

The only Redskins truly deserving of a Pro-Bowl nod is London Fletcher.

Anyway, check out www.czabe.com for his newly revamped website.

This could be my wife and I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie0lJ1QCHZ4

Too funny!

Things I Freaking Love................

1. My Wife
2. My Family and Friends.
3. All things Google
4. Washington Caps
5. Redskins (yes, even this year)
6. Wikipedia
7. Babies
8. Cool autumn days and nights
9. Listening to those with wisdom dispense some of it.
10. Debating
11. Micro brews
12. Diet Sunkist
13. Books
14. SETI
15. Science Fiction
16. American History
17. Listening to Vin Scully call a game

One thing I like

My wife introduced me to................

http://www.funbrain.com/brain/SweepsBrain/sweepsbrain.html

She says she plays this with her students to help them think!

My niece needs to play these games!

"First Bitches"

I freaking hate people who try to post first responses on blogs. Now, if you happen to be the first and have a meaningful comment, then, good for you!

Usually though, they are in fact not the first and they look like douchebags. Or, even if they are in fact first they are not contributing anything to the discussion.

Congrats! You are "first" in:

1. Not having a life.
2. Being a douchebag
3. Never getting laid
4. Not having a job
5. Not having been outside your mom's basement for weeks

No words needed

How about................

Those cat-like reflexes of President Bush in Iraq???!!!

Pretty good for a man of 62 years of age.

One thing to think about as well....Imagine if this idiot had done this to Saddam? He'd probably be lit on fire and thrown in a dumpster full of used cooking grease.

In case you have not seen it yet...

http://hotair.com/archives/2008/12/14/video-the-obligatory-iraqi-journalist-throws-shoes-at-bush-clip/

BTW..............

The URL for my blog pays homage to my mother in law who says "Shit Goddamn Son of a bitch" very quickly whenever she drops something in her kitchen. It's quite amusing. My in-laws are great people and I am lucky to have them in my life.

I think it's fair to say........................

That this blog serves as an outlet to me. I get mad at something, come here and blog about it and then feel better instead of being bitter and taking it out on myself or other people. I have a pretty good life and realize that others have it much worse. This is not meant to portray a woe is me mentality nor come off as whining. Simply a way to blow off steam and have some fun web 2.0 style. I'll also try to post some positive things from time to time to keep a better perspective on things.

Peace!

Jim Zorn today

Jim, I've been a supporter of yours all season. You started out 6-2 and seemed to have a real enthusiasm to you. But now brah, now I think you've lost this team. They looked pathetic against a terrible team today for long stretches and you seemed to get out coached.

But, what really set me off was hearing your post game press conference. I would think you might want to show some emotion and some real anger tonight, but no, you acted like the Skins had just come up a little short against say a very good team. Hey Jim, they fucking laid an egg against freaking Cincinnati. They looked flatter than three month old diet coke and fell behind 17-0 with their playoff hopes on the line! At one point this year you would have been a coach of the year candidate. Now I think if you don't go 9-7 your job might be on the line with a coach Cowher coming to town. I would have liked to have seen you call some people out, say that coming close is NOT good enough (in case you don't know, in Washington, close is as good as refried dog shit) and that the offense has to get going.

Oh well. Always next year I reckon.

When people say.............

"You need to see a therapist". Usually they could use it more than me. Just sayin!

Voicemail

I fucking hate when you reach someone's voice mail and have to listen to that voice telling you how to leave a voicemail and what motherfucking buttons to push.

I think I get it by now. Can I just hear a freaking "beep" already. Shit.